Jessica Jean Jardine is from Los Gatos, CA, and is a graduate of UC Santa Barbara. This makes her a gaucho. After moving to Los Angeles for the journalism graduate program at USC's Annenberg School, she began studying improv at UCBTLA. She was the L.A. City Editor of The Onion and continues to contribute to its arts/entertainment sister site The A.V. Club, where she mostly writes about Real Housewives and other Bravo shows. She's currently a proud member of the UCBTLA Maude team The Get Go and the Harold team Mister Town City. Also, she owns a Calico Persian named Beyoncé.