Do you hate soccer or know someone who does? Having trouble facing the fact that soccer is not only failing to disappear- it's in your face more than ever? Maybe it would do your tortured conscience good to give soccer one last chance to explain itself to you. And then if you still hate it- you can at least sleep comfortably knowing you gave the gay little socialist square-dance a shot. And it failed. Because soccer DOES suck.

Or... it might not.

UCB performer and occasional soccer journalist Brendan Hunt hosts a variety evening of celebrities, sketches and stand-up that sets about explaining why this stupid game is loved by billions- BILLIONS!- of smart people. You don't have to like sports, and you don't have to hate soccer, to come along.