See two brand new sketch or solo shows birthed right before your eyes. These shows have never been performed on the UCBT stage before.

And just like children, some may be good and some may be bad, but somebody out there loves them just the same.

It's comedy just out of the womb.

Come on, you know you need a spanking.

May 7th
毛泽东/毛澤東毛泽东/毛澤東
Two foreigners host an international breakfast show for kids at 5am. Special guests appearances.
With Adam Shenkman & Ronnie Prouty

Mother May I Dance With Mary Jane's Fist: A Lifetime Original Play
Jane Stevens moves with her abusive mother to a new town to escape her abusive father. But the abuse doesn't stop there. She begins taking dance classes with the sensually abusive Delice Svensson and finds herself dancing for her life. It's like a Lifetime movie, but with fisting. Dancing! Fighting! Fisting! Abuse!
Written by and Starring Artemis Pebdani and Mary Elizabeth Ellis
With Drew Droege and Leonora Gershman
Special Guest Directed by Tommy O'Haver
Music by Cormac Bluestone

May 14th
Carla Snowden is Guilty!
Guilty about the things she's done, guilty about the things she hasn't done and guilty about all the things she's yet to do...and she lied to a nun. About becoming a nun. Kinda.
Guilty! Written by and Starring Carla Snowden

He's Just That Into You!
Tired of searching for love? Jaywalking in stilettos? Listening to your friends? "He's Just That Into You!" is a fast-paced high-energy how-to guide for landing Prince Charming. In under thirty minutes! With Zoe Jarman, Megan Rosati, Allan McLeod, and Steve Greene.
Written by Sarah Peters

May 21st
Christmas is Ruined!
Jean Villepique teaches you a lesson about WASPS, family, and the Big Holiday in December.
Is colony collapse disorder caused by divorce?
How exactly are the architects of the insect world like the Presbyterians of the human world?
Class is Wednesday, May 21st at 6pm sharp. Bring a #2 pencil. There won't be a quiz, but you will look so smart.

The Adam & Andie Sketch Show!
A sketch show written by and starring Andie Bolt and Adam Ray featuring Anna Vocino directed by Drew Coolidge It's sketch show with a little bit of everything, a must see!

May 28th
This Seat's Taken
Look to your left. Now look to your right. Now look in front of you. Now look behind you. Now look two seats over. Now look under your seat. Where's the comedy? Where's it coming from? Be careful. It's EVERYWHERE.
Written and Performed by Harrison Brown, Justin Donaldson and Joseph Hathaway.

A Lifetime Original Sketch Show
A sketch show for women.....and men!
Written and performed by Codi Fischer and Kelly Mack, featuring Anna Vocino.