Tim Kalpakis is an American comedy writer and member of The Birthday Boys. He has appeared in such shows as The Birthday Boys: Hotdoggin' (directed by Neil Campbell and Paul Rust), Comedy Death-Ray , Sketchfest NYC, Sketchfest Seattle, The LA Comedy Festival, Chicago Sketchfest, San Francisco Sketchfest, and a number of UCB variety shows. The Birthday Boys can be seen at UCBTLA performing a brand new sketch show every month with A Kiss From Daddy.

Hometown: Olivebridge, New York