Cale Hartmann lives in Hollywood in a studio apartment he shares with 3 deaf, albino Great Danes. It stinks there. There are always giant shits on the floor. Cale wants to grow up to be a fire engine, but grounds himself in reality by reading the newspaper. Cale can count to 600 before he gets bored, is full of manners and runs fast. Him love that red wine. Cale Hartmann has blue eyes and will let you look at them.

Cale has been involved with piss-loads of shows at the theater, but he is most proud of the 22 minute sketch show Two Dudes Kissing, which he co-wrote and performed with his best friend James Pumphrey. Cale belongs to Harold team Cabbages & Kings and Maude team Wall of Sound.

Hometown: tri-state area